Sunday, September 27, 2009

One of the worst creepy crawlies violation of all time:

Having a cockroach crawling on your thigh when you're in the shower.

Fuck this shit.

Do you wonder why people hate you so much cockroach? Do you? WELL IT'S CAUSE YOU FUCKING TRAUMATIZE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM FEEL VIOLATED.

Don't forget, you have 'COCK' in your name. Sheesh no wonder you're such a dickhead.

OK? Clear enough?

And now that you're dead, cockroach, let that serve as a warning to your fellow buddies not to mess with a girl's bath time.


If magic really exists and spells could work, a really useful one would be "ROACHA BEGONE! AH!"



So apart from a vermin episode where I almost beat it to death with my underwear wtf, the weekend was the usual blend of procrastination, being distracted by the Internet, sleep and uber laziness.

At the risk of sounding like a radio DJ,

So how was your weekend?

Monday, September 21, 2009


"I asked myself today, why do I sit here? why do I sit here and listen to the same song again and again, play the same fucking card game over and over again. and then I realize that this is how I deal. I shut down most of my brain, leaving it to only perform menial tasks. no room for thought, no room for pain. and I realize I do this more and more often. until I am but a stupid person."

- by skyler @ claudia

This strikes the fucking chord.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Isn't it ironic...

don't you think?

That I can spend hours on end, well practically all my conscious hours, reading articles, yet when I read the fucking encyclopedia of a legal textbook I can't even manage past a few minutes wtf.