One of the worst creepy crawlies violation of all time:
Having a cockroach crawling on your thigh when you're in the shower.
Fuck this shit.
Do you wonder why people hate you so much cockroach? Do you? WELL IT'S CAUSE YOU FUCKING TRAUMATIZE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM FEEL VIOLATED.
Don't forget, you have 'COCK' in your name. Sheesh no wonder you're such a dickhead.
OK? Clear enough?
And now that you're dead, cockroach, let that serve as a warning to your fellow buddies not to mess with a girl's bath time.
If magic really exists and spells could work, a really useful one would be "ROACHA BEGONE! AH!"
Or, "ASSIGNMENTO BEGONE AH!"
So apart from a vermin episode where I almost beat it to death with my underwear wtf, the weekend was the usual blend of procrastination, being distracted by the Internet, sleep and uber laziness.
At the risk of sounding like a radio DJ,
So how was your weekend?