Nothing's quite as satisfying as taking a massive, clean dump. Clean as in you can't feel anything stuck inside whereby you just can't seem to get the residual crap out wtf. Clean as in you wipe yo ass and the toilet paper comes out still white wtf.
Today... wasn't one of those days wtf. In fact I haven't had any of those super satisfying trips to the loo for quite some time already.
Apologies for being gross.
Can the stuff I type in here be more inane or what.