I couldn't have said it better. Quote Kenny Sia, "It seems as if handphone-recorded fight videos are the new porn."
Why leh har? If ass itchy and feel like picking fight then fight only la, why ass itchy until want to record leh? It baffles me. Maybe they:
a) are aspiring film makers. After witnessing how much attention Tammy NYP got, they decided to do the same thing. But aiya... too shy to flash their tits or penises. Considering what gets attention, ie VHS (violence, horror, sex), them genius teenagers thought that the horror thing totally overdone and settled for violence. Everyone has a lil' violence in them, so they got equipment, actors, script (actually don't have also can), talent.... why not?? Action!
b) are aspiring actors. Taking the opportunity to pave their future career path, the videos would definitely benefit them when they go for auditions.
"Neh, I acted in that 'St Jose girls fighting' video leh... I was that vicious bitch who kept on screaming hysterically ar... "
"OH! That bitch! Fuyoorr.... really lihai eh you.. can act really well eh! Ok, you're hired!"
"We'll probably give you the role of CCB, a woman who occasionally runs in the scene and slaps people..."
"......." -_-'
b) are innocent and naive, just wanted to test their handphone video. What better way to test than recording a fast-paced, real event right? Sigh.. one of the consequences of technology... yadda yadda yadda..
c) ass itchy (si fat han) la, what else...
Geez, why don't these things happen at my school. Then got something interesting to talk about ma. I don't see any cat fight? Wrestling matches? Sian only. So outdated, man.
*Shit must finish this post eh. Sitting as draft for one day liao.
*Shit now REALLY must finish this. Sat for two days liaooooo.. but now no mood to blog already. Damn.
Er, moving on. Well, I wonder how did they feel when they first saw their video in the papers. Was it "Ah ma, ngo duk jor la!! Ngo sheong bou zi ar! (Mom, I've made it! I'm in the papers!)" or "shit... if kena found out how?"
Maybe... just maybe I can 'direct' my own video! Muahahaha... just have to find someone yong sui enough to be punched. No, not slap, punch.
Er, ok. I think I better stop now. Reading what I wrote, I want to puke blood. So mou liu.
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